Before you point your finger....

Who the fuck's the joker who decided messing with my office was okay? Hope you're ready to have your nuts in a vice because I'm tired of dealing with bullshit. This whole place is filled with worthless idiots. I should have stayed in the goddamn mountains. At least my brains wouldn't be melting with all the inane chatter that I'm forced to hear when I'm out on campus.

I need a fucking drink, and a new pack of cigarettes.

I'm out of cigarettes. It's been raining too much here.

This place just gets more and more irritating every time I think about it. Now with that moron here it's one hundred more times annoying than it was before. Why do you idiots keep following me everywhere?

Damnit, Goku.
What the hell kind of pet are you if you can't keep yourself from getting caught up in this goddamned mess?

Fuck. I'm not going to sit around and wait for shit to happen anymore.

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Goddamnit, I'd rather be sharing a bed with that shitheel chainsmoking footrest than this.

Goku. Mind the ugly hag when you visit. It bites. I don't think it's ever been fed.


What a pain in the ass.

The weather here can kiss my ass.

Classes are canceled next week, idiots. So if you show up, hope you can teach your pea sized brains something without me there to spoon feed it to you.
I've got other business to take care of.


Oi. Stupid monkey. Did you manage to get yourself lost on campus? Where the fuck have you gotten off to?

Goku, Looks like you got yourself in trouble while I was gone. Idiot.

How about you and I take care of this? You better hope I don't feel like shooting you when this is over, you goddamn monkey.

Huh. Christmas. Christianity's pretty popular around here.

Looks like a lot of my idiot students flunked. I'm not suprised, with brains as small as theirs I'm suprised their nuts get enough blood sent for circulation. Che. What the hell are you morons doing in college anyway? Stay the hell out of my classes if you got anything less than a C. Or I'll make sure you get a bullet in the brain. I don't miss, either.

Goku.
You're lucky you're not an idiot all the goddamn time. Next semester take something that's not going to fry your brains like scrambled eggs. I'm not going to deal with your books lying around my living room all spring. Got it, idiot monkey?

Might as well get this bullshit out of the way.


For you uneducated, ignorant morons, Demons are real, they exist. If you've had trouble with demons in the past, better let me know, because I doubt you'd be able to handle a bunch of raging idiotic monsters running rampant. Can't say that they'll stop being irrational wastes of flesh any time soon if that's the case, so you'll have to get over them dying. Then again maybe some of you idiots out there can handle yourself in a fight. Who knows, I'm not interested in it enough to find out or care.


Che. If the problem's gotten as far as here, then the Aspects aren't as knowledgable as they think. Even Goku's worried. Idiot monkey may have reason to.

Tch. Fuck. This place is as about as useful as taking the time to shove your thumb up your ass. Full of people who need to learn to shut the fuck up too. Guess you can't teach fucking nitwits to be anything but a fucking nitwit.


I've weeded out most of the unredeemable idiots from my classes. Looks like I've got 12 left. Still a long way to go, you lazy idiots. Goku! Don't fuck up now, since you're still there. If you end up making a fool of me in that class I'll hit you so hard you wish you don't lkeep coming back.

The weekend will be a blessing every week, at this rate.

Never thought this was the season for rain.
Che. I don't feel like grading.

35/50 Failed. I'm not suprised with a bunch of slobbering fools for students. Whatever. They have the rest of the semester to make up for it, if they can get off their asses and get smarter.

.....Goku. You passed. Maybe you're not as completely useless when it comes to learning as I thought you were.
You better not do worse next time, or prove me wrong, idiot.

THat must be a common issue with the people around here. Funny how people act like rabid mongrels when they want attention. Any kind of attention even the bad kind. Idiots. I'd rather be stuck in that goddamn jeep with Gojyo and the monkey screaming in the back seat than deal with some of the people I've met here.


I'm going out. If I see any of the simpletons I've had the displeasure of dealing with through this system, you're going to meet my fist, or my gun.

.....tch.

I knew this was going to be a bad idea. Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to hand me 50 idiots in a class? I don't care if they pass, if they keep pissing me off they're all going to leave the class with failing grades. I don't even care about this job. Damnit. It's either time to sleep, or time to go find beer. At least the stupid monkey is asleep and I have time to think straight for once.

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Delphinium East.


I don't see how this could be any more fucking inconvienent than it is already. That loud obnoxious monkey didn't shut up the whole goddamn trip. I'm ready for some peace and quiet, who cares about unpacking tonight.

Theology. This has got to be a joke. Anyone who passes will be lucky. Don't complain if you don't, because it just means you're an idiot. I don't have the time or paitence to deal with idiots.